Difference jokes
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
Your face.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
you.
your mom
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.