Difference jokes
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.