Difference jokes
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon.
I just wanted to say...
These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.
Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
What’s the difference between a pile of corpses and a Mclaren P1?
I don’t have a garage.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?
A: A few weeks.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.