You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't.” JFK’s assassin certainly can!
WHY DID STEPHEN HAWKIN DIE BECAUSE HES SLIGHTLY GINGER
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemie's side die for his.
A blind pilot walks into a plane waving his walking stick
The passengers all look at each other in disbelief. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the captain is legally blind, but rest assured, he is one of the best pilots in the world with over six thousand successful flights."
Next the co-pilot makes his way to the plane and he is also blind and uses his walking stick to make it to the cabin. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the co-pilot is also blind, but rest assured, he is the second best pilot in the world with over five thousand successful flights."
At this point the plane begins to take off from the runway. As it gains speed, the passengers grow tenser. The plane keeps accelerating more and more and as it approaches the end of the runway, it still hasn't left the ground. The plane is approaching the end of the runway at high speed and the passengers scream, "Oh my God, we're all going to die!!"
Suddenly, the plane takes off and begins its ascent.
The pilot turns to the co-pilot and says, "The day they stop screaming, we're screwed."
How did steven hawking die? His wife needed a shot of a charger and plugged him out.
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stephen hawking didn't die he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky
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i wanna die cos i lost my horse on minecraft
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2 die
WHY DID STPHEN HAWKIN DIE
why did steven hawkin die because his 4g ran out
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How did Steven Hawkins die? He lost internet connection
One random youtube comment in 2018: Soon, A virus will come to earth A year later: Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha Another year later: Time to die a painful death. Another year later: God has come with the cure
why did quean Elizabeth thee 2nd die she forgot to heal after all those storms
why did stephen die so early. he didn't use lone lasting batteries
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Only if africans knew about condoms so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of aids
