Die jokes
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"