Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
One day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER!" the guy said. So the duck walked away.
The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die?
He lost WiFi connection
WHY DID STEPHEN HAWKIN DIE BECAUSE HES SLIGHTLY GINGER
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? His windows update wasn't available.
Why did Steven hawking die? He tried to get the free cracked version of windows ten
How did Steven Hawkings die? He had a power cut x
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
A blind pilot walks into a plane waving his walking stick.
The passengers all look at each other in disbelief. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the captain is legally blind, but rest assured, he is one of the best pilots in the world with over six thousand successful flights."
Next the co-pilot makes his way to the plane, and he is also blind and uses his walking stick to make it to the cabin.
The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the co-pilot is also blind, but rest assured, he is the second-best pilot in the world with over five thousand successful flights."
At this point, the plane begins to take off from the runway. As it gains speed, the passengers grow tenser. The plane keeps accelerating more and more, and as it approaches the end of the runway, it still hasn't left the ground. The plane is approaching the end of the runway at high speed, and the passengers scream, "Oh my God, we're all going to die!"
Suddenly, the plane takes off and begins its ascent.
The pilot turns to the co-pilot and says, "The day they stop screaming, we're screwed."
People love you.
Don't die.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humer, insults and morbid! All of you who don’t talk about the following go die!
stephen hawking didn't die he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky
i wanna die cos i lost my horse on minecraft
Hang in there ya Emo bastards! Remember you could always be dead, oh too soon?🤣🤣
No wonder they wanna die so much, I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veils Brides!🤣🤣🤣
Anybody got a knife? I mean an Emo dildo?🤣🤣🤣
