What happened after technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
Shit I’m never gonna try commit suicide again ,I almost died
What do Steven Hawkins and the wicked witch both have in common?
If you throw water over them both, they both die...
You know every time we think of sex an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
my grandma always said, slow and steady wins the race. she died in a fire.
A man comes home and the wife says 'My ex just died by getting hit by a bus' and the husband said 'I lost my job as a bus driver'
I would go suck some titties but I’d rather die from being shot then cancer
My fish died and i didnt do anything i just took my fish for a walk
how did the lesbian die? homocide
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said "I inherited a watering hole." Bewildered I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?" "I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Man: How do you prepare your chicken? Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
if there a zombie you would not die bc u have no brain
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Yea man! Life is wonderful! But, when u realise all of the ones u loved we're fake. And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice. Is 13 age too young for dying? Am i just paranoid? I'm scared.
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
no one: literally no one: Abraham Lincoln: *dies* John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Robin asks Batman what are you getting your parents for Christmas Batman gets mad slaps Robin and runs off crying
now you know why Batman beyond was born when Bruce died cause of death: suicide
how did steven Hawkins die? he tried to update to windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
