Die jokes
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Memes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
Is die?
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.