Die

Die jokes

Bullshit

This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!

Emo

Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?

No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!

Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.

Memes

Jesus

When did Jesus die?

On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.

Gulag

When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"

Side

I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.

Virus

One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."

A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"

Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."

Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"

Day

Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.

Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.

Falco: Wat...

Condom

Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.