Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
Is die?
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
