Muncher

Muncher Jokes

I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like 'ankle biters', 'rug rats' and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.

I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, 'carpet muncher' doesn't mean what I thought it does.

What is a card carrying lesbian feminist? A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women

What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch you have to give her money first