Dick jokes
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
I eat dick.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
What group of high school students touch the most dicks?
The jocks.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.