Dick Jokes

Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.

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what the difference between a dick and a cannon your dick shots longer

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

Your penis is literally BLUE

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what did paul revere yell during a full moon? the british are cumming, !the british are cumming!

What do u call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉

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My Dick is longer than your life

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boy: your dick is so small, oh wait you don't have one

older boy: UNO reverse card

Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question

His husband said, whats your question?

Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"

His husband said "Yes?"

Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants"

I FUCKED THE SHIT OUTTA OF MY FRIENDs MOM WITH MY 8 INCH DICK (adrian) PS. SRRY adrian

How to give a good hand job?

Bop it Pull it Twist it Harder Better Faster Stronger You put your left hand in You put your left hand out You put your left hand in and shake it all about

None of you ever touch my penis