Dick Jokes

What goes in dry and comes out wet?

A dick

My dick wants to buy you a beer 🍺

Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.

Say

Eye

Spell

Map

Say

Ness

NOW SO IT FAST

Why did the guy take a bath cuz he cum and it was too mess

Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy

Lol dick I'm the dick and duck

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D

Everbody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.

There is a Mexican sitting on a train. The guy sitting next to him says I have a big dick. The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.

My dick is red Your pussy's pink It's really tight When youre dead

Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? Please take this down its not funny at all! Its a joke,not a dick,so dont take it so hard!

Wife: I want to deep throat your dick. Husband:let’s do this Wife: April forgjhmgkjgyukgyukfygkutkutkygfku5t

What do you call a fish that has a dick? MOBY DICKKKKK

My ex boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.

A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. they did this one time a night. The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said eww it tastes like cheese and onions. The husband replied hang on I haven't put the condom on yet.