Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
How do you know if your sisters on her period?
Your dads dick tastes funny.
What’s worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dads wedding ring inside her.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.
As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend? I beat both of them.
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")
But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
