sometimes when im sad i remember i have a big dick
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face. Then he stopped & had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty ,moist ,fishy ,rotten egg , dead Elizabeth, pig dick , cow cum filth 🤭. Dirty bitch
why did the dick suck my ass, they died
Steven Hawkins don’t have a dick he has a microchip
Your mom said can you get to the dick game
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date,espicically the Dick and their Balls
What is a dirty minded harry potter fans favorite spell before the deed? dickus embigus!
bobby had 54 dicks (54) he took 33 pills a month (5433) once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345) (flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! he's got a lot!
It turns into ligma Brother: what ligma Big Brother: ligma dick
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick girlfriend: " cool where is it?"
guys the person that said suck a dick was mase his real name is mason so ya
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like your sucking a dick
What did the female rapist say at her hearing? Well that boys dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say 'my body my choice'
This dick ain't gon to suck itself
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What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with there dicks out?
The Twin Towers
why are asians dicks to small so they can reset the calcuater
What do u call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick Sucks-alota-cocka sorass
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick she said we are family... even though you're bigger than me.
How do you know if your sisters on her period?
Your dads dick tastes funny.
What’s worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dads wedding ring inside her.