what happened to the chicken after he died, he did not say anything so I don't know
Once I almost died ill give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job
This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room
My dad died in 9-11. At least he did what he loves best, flying planes
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if shes jealous when her phone dies.
My dad died in 911 and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane next to soul plane
sometimes i get jelous when my phone dies (this does not apply to me its a joke)
What sound did stephen hawking make when he died power off
I wasnt close to my dad when he died.
which was good, he died to a landmine.
My grief counsellor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.😂😂😂╰(*°▽°*)╯
I get jealous when my phone dies
You were sad because your grandmother died. The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo and she died in the tsunami. Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean".
What happened when the man died: yes
my departed uncle was a circus clown before he died
so all his friends came in one car
A cat gets its tail run over, and it’s mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
2 scientists walk into a bar, the first one says "can I have a drink of H2O?" then the second says"can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.
