God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing
Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
what is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humour? Dark humour never dies!
someone dies
Al fayed’s son arrives at heavens gates and sees his driver He shouts ‘ you stupid cunt ‘ The driver says ‘ Watch Boss? ‘ Dodi replies..::::: I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
Yo mama so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her he died
small word of advice:Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love cuz they may be gone by then, you don't realize but every second there is someone who dies and it just could be your loved one.
the quiet kids dad dies u go knock knock who's there not your dad then he says what comes after 47 then the quiet kid says ak
They never told us humpty was a egg. A man died then!
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi arabias best pilot
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Paul Walker died Fast and Furious
Bro the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died and do you know the meme "No Bi***es?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask. Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11. My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Ps. My brother made this up when he had no meds.... I almost died 😅
What does ATM stand for........
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom
😂🤣
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda....
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
What did stephen hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death
