When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."
Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."
A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."
<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*
Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Travis has baby hands.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
