Destruction

Destruction Jokes

Bomb

What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

The bomb.

Twin Towers

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?

The Twin Towers got fucked.

Tornado

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.

Wife

Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.

Tower

What did the tower say to the other?

"Man, someone's on fire today!"

Twin Towers

What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.

Pilot

9/11 pilots are the best readers.

They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.

Twin Towers

Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.

Jenga

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Tower

Two planes crashed into two separate towers.

Now two towers crash into two separate planes.

Ocean

Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!

People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...

Twin Towers

My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.