Destruction jokes
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Jenga.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Where did Suzie go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
What did you call a school that got blown up?