Destruction jokes

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.

I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.

What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

The bomb.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?

The Twin Towers got fucked.

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.

Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.

What did the tower say to the other?

"Man, someone's on fire today!"

Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

Jenga.

What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.

9/11 pilots are the best readers.

They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.

Two planes crashed into two separate towers.

Now two towers crash into two separate planes.

Where did Suzie go after the bombing?

Everywhere.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

What did you call a school that got blown up?