Destruction jokes

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."

Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.

What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?

There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.

Once my friend's bakery burned down... His business is toast.

Just do it.

Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?

There used to be two but now there's one...

A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.

Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?

Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.

What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

What were the twin towers plains?

God's playing Jenga.

My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.

What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.