Destruction jokes
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere!
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Where did Sally go when the explosion happened?
Everywhere!
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.