Destruction jokes
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
No thank you!
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
Where did Suzie go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.