Destruction jokes
Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere!
Just do it.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.
Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.
My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
No thank you!
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.