Destruction jokes
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Should I burn heaven?
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
Jenga.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.