Destruction jokes
Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere!
Just do it.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Memes
No thank you!
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.
Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.
My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!