When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Destruction Jokes
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Should I burn heaven?
