I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What kind of cake can a orphan not have? Homade
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut? People wants donuts
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍨 🍨 🍨 🍨
What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten
Fork off
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It taste like shit and I hate it.
my ill sis said why did the bear said no to ice cream and I said why she said cuz it stuffed
Pineapple turnover
Why did the cow lick your mum Coz she had a cream pie
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
Why I can't have no chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
how do you make an apple turnover? you push it down a hill
Can i make you a basketball cake for dessert? Yeah you sure can but do be having all your balls in it it will taste nasty.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
