Dessert jokes
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
That's caketasic!
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.