"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
Life is like a Raisin Cookie you expected to be Chocolate
Dissapointing
That's caketasic!
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
You’re a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
Banana bread is cute.
