Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!