Dessert jokes
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍨 🍨 🍨 🍨
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
Thanks for reading this...bye!
Pineapple turnover.
Why did the cow lick your mum?
Because she had a cream pie.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.