Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees? A meringue-atang
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone
He got ran over by a bus
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream ?
The Holocoust
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus
