I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
What competition do nuts participate in? The peanut butter cup.
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut? People wants donuts
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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