Dessert jokes
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
Banana bread is cute.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.