Dessert jokes
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"
"Baking a cake."
The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.
"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
What's the fastest cake? Scone!
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.