Dessert jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!

What's the fastest cake? Scone!

Why was the Milky Way remembered...

Because it's... DELICIOUS!

What's the difference between cake and pie?

πr2, cakes are round.

Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?

Obi-Wan Cannoli.

Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.

Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?

She was hit by a bus.

What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?

Lady fingers.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A candy baa.

Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.

No matter how much I love cake...

I would never dessert you.