What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.