I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!