I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"
"Baking a cake."
The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.
"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
What's the fastest cake? Scone!
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
