Dessert jokes
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Why did Billy drop his ice cream?
'Cause he got hit by a bus.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"
"Baking a cake."
The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.
"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)