Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
Dessert Jokes
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
Ice cream is just like I scream.
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
