Dessert jokes
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
Ice cream is just like I scream.