Dessert jokes
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Hey guys, it's cake time!
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasn’t that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.