Desire jokes
I want to die hahahahhaha.
Seriously, who wants dicks?
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.
The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.
Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
On the lines of "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous,"
I'm dying to live forever!
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
I want to die.
What is the reason for the first time since I've seen a lot to be desired in the morning? To you, eat ass...
Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
A woman comes to the doctor and tells her, "Doctor, my husband wants intense sex all day, what should I give him?" The doctor says, "My number."
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
Weather is like sex. Once in a while you need to get wet.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....