Depression jokes
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.
It's not good without the cheese.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
I have cripple and depression.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.