What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
Girl Dad where are you Dad I went to go get. Milk Girl but we have milk Dad I know I just don't love you
why did the orphan kill its self
because hes deppressed about no family
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
the emo kid went for a high five people say he's still hanging
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.
Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
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