Depression jokes
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
GTA 6
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Bruh.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
Suicide is population control, republished.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.
Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.
Keep yourself safe!
I need a hug.
*hugs train*
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.