Depression

Depression jokes

Christmas

What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

They both hang from a tree!

Mom

Depression: Here, your mom just died.

Me: My mom is already dead.

Religion

Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.

We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.

Watersharky

Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.

Skin

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

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  • Carving

    I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.

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  • Self-worth

    People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.

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  • Lawn

    What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?

    Nothing, I cut both of them.

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  • Emo kid

    What do you call a group of Emo kids?

    Suicide Squad.

    What jumps and never let's go?

    An Emo kid.

    I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

    Dead.

    Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

    The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.