Depression: here your mom just died. Me: MY MOM IS ALREADY DEAD
What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
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Your PP is small, just like my will to live
What is depressed and gay? Me
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ok who the heck is watersharky, he just trys to "help" people and he just posts stupid songs cause he acts like he is depressed.
Do not roast *sigh in depression*
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
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like if you know someone that is emo
What the worst thing about committing suicide, You can only do it once
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself, It wasn't Sooner
These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn't fit around his neck
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all
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What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
