Depression jokes
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.
My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.
Tbh they really left me hanging there.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.