Depression jokes

Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.

Friend: Why?

Me: So they would hang themselves.

If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)

I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.

My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.

If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.

Why did the orphan commit suicide?

So he could find home.

What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.

I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.

I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.

What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.

I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.

What makes sad people jump? A bridge.

I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"

What’s the best time to commit suicide?

8 a’glock in the morning.

I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.

Tbh they really left me hanging there.

Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.

When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.

I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.

What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?

The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.

Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.

Because it would cut itself.