Depression jokes
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.
It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
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What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Read this and you're gay.
Depression has been entered into your body.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!
Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*
Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.