Depression Jokes

One day a man buys a rope to suicide, but his friend stops him. They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

Yo Mama is so STUPID she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal Rams

Comment on this if you are some what like me. Depressed, Single, Gay, and acts like your not burning inside.

Only if Onions were emo, they'd cut themselves

I went to a depprest person and said do you wanna hang with me

I tried to calculate 3/(my life) and I kept getting zero

You really can't call starlin bad just think about the kids that depression.

Me: Hey, mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?

Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.

My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...

When there's no piñata at the party but the emo kid just hung himself

What do you call a depressed tree? A wood cutter

Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.

what worng with airline food...! theier not blakc and there not poeple. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! your'e welcom?

heyos i just wanna say thanks to gwen on here she writes jokes and she got me thru a lot xx

What do you call sad coffee...deppereso!

why does every emo kid try to be like tarzan? so they can swing on the vine

Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?

Hey guys how was ur day? If you ask me the same question heres the answer, depressing. I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old, D.K, freshfry, ALYA's "Jokes" or opinions.