Depression jokes
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
My life.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
GTA 6
Everyone has depression on SOME level, even our cells do apoptosis!
Btw: apoptosis is basically when a cell kills itself :)