I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
Are you going to jump? can I jump with you
My depression is depressed
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Run, bestie, run!
Roses is red Violet is blue
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
Ethan Fennel
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
