Roses are red, Violets are blue.
Depression Jokes
Run, bestie, run!
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Ethan Fennel
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Wanna come hang out with me?
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
