Depression jokes
Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
Run, bestie, run!
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
Ethan Fennel
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Wanna come hang out with me?
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?