Depression jokes
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Wanna come hang out with me?
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
Ethan Fennel
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue.