Depression jokes
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
Ethan Fennel
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Run, bestie, run!
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Wanna come hang out with me?