friend: Hi! me: who are you? friend: ...your friend? me: what are you talking about the doctor already said I couldn’t have any
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, The Train.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed , but someone died
cars are like bullets, you jump in front of one they solve all your problems
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her so I said. "You have perfect eyesight!"
Are you going to jump? can I jump with you
My Greif counseller died, he was so good, i dont even care
my teacher called me beautiful i hate when she lies
*2 friends fighting* Friend 3: cut it out you two!! Friend 4: it wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried...
Friend 1: did you? Depressed friend 2: I didn't! Friend one: swear on your life! Depressed friend 2: I swear A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight
Where did holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
what fell first? the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: the feather, the depressed kid is still up there
My depression is depressed
Run bestie run!!!!
A man is depressed and he sighs, a bully says stop sighing you sound like some guys having a threesome
Roses is red Violet is blue
ethan fennel
just buy emo grass then you will never have to mow your lawn again
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after but then i realised that antidepressants don't make you OD.
