Depression

Depression Jokes

I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day and she said i could be anything i wanted to be if i put my mind to it, sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it even if it's messy

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.

you know how sometimes you want to listen to music But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying even if its songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to

A depressed man buys a gun for suicide but then thinks "maybe i shouldn't be doing this" and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.

I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide. Tbh they really left me hanging there