My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
somebody told me to cheer up so....i told him to pass me a rope :)
whats the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? nothing, we're both broken
What does an apple and suicidal person have im common?
There both hamging from a tree.
What's the difference between depression and your ex? Depression fucks you harder
Depression :)
aking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
you know how sometimes you want to listen to music But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying even if its songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to
i hate people that hate life me at the same time: is cutting self at night
hides scars* acts like im fine* hehe
Knock knock who’s there die die who? Me I want to die
Friend: You ok man?
Me: Yea.. I'll just leave myself "hangin" tonight...
Iḿ glad were all going virtul so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings