Depression jokes
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
Run, bestie, run!
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Worried I am dead.