You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
Depression Jokes
How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Worried I am dead.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Girl: "...I like you... do you like me back?"
Me: "Nope."
Girl: *is depressed* "Oh okay...."
Me: "You never said \"love\"".
Girl: "Oh! well do you love me?"
Me: "Frick no."
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
