One man was very depressed cause he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grief. Suddenly with the head rise up he sees Santa Claus walking by. - Santa? he asks. 'Why are you early, it is not even christmas?' - ho, ho. Don't worry about me. Lets worry about you instead' says Santa. What is the problem my friend?' - I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house.' Santa: I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life and i'll give it to you-' Man: My first wish is i want my house back. Santa: Done! Man: My second wish is i want 1 million amount of cash in my bank account. Santa: Done! Man: My third wish is i also want my job back! Santa: Done, but before i actually give you those wishes, I haft to hump you. Man: Okey. Lets do it. So the Santa claus takes of his pants to hump the man. After they are done humping the santa ask the man: -How old are you? Man: I am 35 years old. Santa: And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!
Y'all wanna hear a joke....... My life
hey you the person who ́s scrolling, i know you might have depression and some feel they cant talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please if you need to talk to others if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone i promise you that i will talk to you, you are not alone and even though it seems it won't change and get better it will i promise. please no harsh comments toward each other.
Im not chef but boyardees days getting harder and harder to get through
Iḿ glad were all going virtul so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings
You never think of how people will react to an event, my friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Are you a bullet? Cus your stuck in my head
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery
The tree left him hanging though
They tried to make me laugh but I was already DYING.
if i die does my depression die with me?
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree, Too bad only one was standing. :)
-Dark_Humor
what is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me
i went to an emo kid who just got a hair cut and instead of saying, like your cut g" and i slapped his arm and said i like your cuts g
what is i joke that will never end even tho you want it to? For me life
Who am I?
whos the world fastest readers? 9/11 victims.
With Great Depression comes great antidepressants
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't
