Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?
A: that’s as close they can get to die
What do you call a flat chested depressed person? A cutting board.
ı have ıt
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life. I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they outside my head
You got a black cat. He was bad luck. Everyone left you and you comited suicide. What a CATastrophe.
life would be so much easier if grass was emo
because it would cut itself
a priest sees a man about to commit suicide the man says "I have nothing to live for here I will die go to heaven and get 72 virgins" then the priest says "no need for this I will take you to the local elementary school"
what is i joke that will never end even tho you want it to? For me life
if i die does my depression die with me?
what is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge
They tried to make me laugh but I was already DYING.
bro living is so expensive and im not even having fun doing it or getting my moneys worth
I'm 17 right, anyways the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago but they still haven't told the joke yet.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't
With Great Depression comes great antidepressants
Who am I?
hows your dad what I forgot he still sleeping
i went to an emo kid who just got a hair cut and instead of saying, like your cut g" and i slapped his arm and said i like your cuts g
