Depression jokes

I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.

Y'all wanna hear a joke? My life.

Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.

Please no harsh comments toward each other.

Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.

I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.

What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?

For me, life.

If I die, does my depression die with me?

What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.

They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.

How do you get a depressed person to jump?

Put them on a bridge.

So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.

The tree left him hanging though.

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

Who am I?

Who's the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims.

Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.

Too bad only one was standing. :)

My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!

How's your dad?

What? I forgot he's still sleeping.

With great depression comes great antidepressants.

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.