Depression jokes
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
The ones you hate most are also the ones who are by your side most.
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke."
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
Hey, can't wait to meet you! So join the crippling depression family!!
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee?
Me: Yeh, of course.
My Bff: Ok which one?
Me: You know... the black one.
Me: Like my soul...
My Bff: Jeez you ok?
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.
I’m happy to be with my EA when I go to school.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
My life.
Tell me when you get it.
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.