Depression jokes

What do emos like to do when they're sad?

They play violin on their wrists.

I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)

What's the difference between me and a rope?

The rope doesn't hang from itself.

Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.

I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.

Not a joke; just a statement:

Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.

My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.

When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.

What do depressed people do when they’re bored?

They “Hang” Out.

Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?

Because it was the Great Depression.

What does a depressed person say when they're happy?

"..."

If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.

Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"

And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."

Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad, I know, yeah, I'm sad, I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.

I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I think broken heart's contagious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost then I'm found. But it's torture bein' in love. I love when you're around. But I f**kin' hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.

What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?

The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.

Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.

A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.