What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
Depression jokes is like food...not every people get it
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
