Depression jokes
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.