MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Why drink water and not bleach?
if i die does my depression die with me?
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
My depression is depressed
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
Imagine being depressed couldn’t be me
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
They tried to make me laugh but I was already DYING.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
why cant a orghphen play baseball? Cus he cant get home
That one depressed friend.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
