Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restauraunt down the street?
Yeah he Pasta-Way
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: "Well...We're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny's father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" HIs father is confused. "What do you mean?" He asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"
why were the people during 911 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches but they got two planes.
why were the people in the twin towers upset? they ordered pepperoni pizza but instead they got plane
Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
Can you drive a pizza? Of course as long as you change the olive oil.
A man gets an email from his doctor
"Sorry for the delay on getting your prescription, it'll be at your house tommarrow"
The man thinks to himself "oh shit! Then what have I been taking?"
It said to submit a joke and thats what my mom did when i was born
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? 2 planes
Q)what was the last pizza delivery to 9/11? A)2 large planes.
if babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born.
the doctor says to the woman there was good and bad news. the woman says she wants the bad news first the doctor says the bad news is the baby had red hair. then he said the good news is it is dead.
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child. Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," say Satan. "What is it?" The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl." Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?" The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
U can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What does a pizza delivery man and a ginacologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can’t eat it
Stephen Hawking tried comedy. His first line ruined it. 'You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand.'
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, But bigger ones need a crane.
Nurse: Don't worry i'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yea, i always abort them. Parent:... Parent: Your hired
