Delivery jokes
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Do you know why Santa's sack is so big? He only comes once a year.
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!