Delivery jokes
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.
That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.
That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.