Delivery

Delivery jokes

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?

He was actually quite funny...

He just blew the delivery.

(I'll show myself out).

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?

The mailman goes home at the end of the day.

Why did the chicken cross the towers?

Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.