The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
