Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came
How do you fix a broken pizza with tomato paste
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out boys 2 men wasn't a delivery service
your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head
My dad is now a milkman Now i have over 50 brothers and sisters
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed. I guess it was a bad delivery
What is the difference from a orphan and a mailman The mailman goes home at the end of the day
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery.
Why did the chicken cross the towers
Because he he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side
where do u order nonbinary pizza?
little xe/xyrs
Ayo the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
Doctor: congratulations!!! Women: was it a successful delivery? Doctor: no it’s DiGiorno!
The mailman daddy to drop the mail off. Me ( son ) I and tell my mommy daddy home. Mommy tells me you got no daddy, then I say I hear you always call the mailman daddy.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off then he ask if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah the thing is my mom was coming out the shower naked and when she open the door it was me and the mailman. Now when the mailman sees me he says to me we got something in common we both saw your mom naked.
did you know? about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark
Q.What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? A. The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.
welcome to joe's pizza you make e'e we bake e'm
