Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed. I guess it was a bad delivery
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
where do u order nonbinary pizza?
little xe/xyrs
Ayo the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
