My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
One day it was me & my sister in the house. My sister said to me let's order food I said we have no money. My sister said it's cool were just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store I know the delivery boy & he won't charge us. I said cool. The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some & ate mines in my room. I went back in the kitchen I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job I ask what are you doing. My sister replied back to me & you had your egg rolls let me enjoy mine. Then the delivery boy said don't no charge.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Why were 9/11 victims so mad? The ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
All normal sized babies a delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
a little girl said one day " grandmas gonna die tonight". the next morning the girl's grandmother's body was found. that day she said again " Grandpas gonna die tonight" sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning. that day she said " daddy's gonna die tonight." the girls father was terrified. he lay shaking the entire night. somehow, he survived until morning. his wife came into the room crying. he asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
What kinda pizza did the twin towers order? Two plains
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car? Open a pizza shop π
when your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school. When you get home your mom with the belt going 1k m9iles per hour.
When you were born, you were so ugly, that the doctors slapped your parents. ππ»
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
my mom told me to make my dad smile and she will give me $100, so i said ''the cowboys are gonna win the superbowl'' he smiled but my mom didn't give it to me, anyways i forgot about my package coming and the mailman came and i said ''i like your hat teal looks nice on you'' and he smiled and my mom gave me $100.
Youβre forehead so big when you were being born the doctors thought you had no face
This is a plane 2 for 1 combo to never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
On the day of 9/11 the WTCβs ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
Lol the twin towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut. But instead they got a hot and ready from jets
Do you know why Santa's sack is so big? He only comes once a year.
a man bought steroids from Amazon.com... he was expecting a big package to cum!!!
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
