Deep Jokes

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

when i sh one day, my mother told me that it cuter her deep, we both found that very amusing

I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep

I told someone some jokes y'know fruit ninja, barcode legs, french puppet thigh wrings. And she was like saying thats not cool and stuff. So she reported me and it was like. The counselor: So i've heard you've been making sh jokes? Me: You say it like it's a bad thing Her: It is Me: chill bro it aint that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)

friend:stop w the sh jokes there not funny me: its not that deep. ill cut it out

so, a few hours ago my friend said i need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes...like...it's really not that deep?

My heart says to stop because it hurts Bro chill its really not that deep

My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes and I replied with its not that deep

Why dont adele swim properly? Because shes rolling in the deep🤽‍♂️

"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared." "It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"

what do you call a emo that cut to deep . gushers

why are emo jokes so infamous? because they cut deep

How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:

1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝

These came down deep from my heart don’t let me down again, please.

Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?

A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit

Went swimming today and peed in the deep end the lifeguard saw me blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in

Why did the booty go to therapy?

It had some DEEP-SEATED issues