Intimate jokes
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.
I was kissing my gal when the phone rang. I answered it, and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cummed the house full XD
PS free sex at my name
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:
Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18-year-old."
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
Man: "I’m telling everybody!"
Community talk
AHAHRIFBIRBFIBNAIKBNSZIFB NEW BOOK IDEA Valentines Wrath
Core Premise (Cleaned Up)
On Valentine’s Day, a woman is publicly and cruelly dumped by her boyfriend—who admits he has been cheating. Rather than confront the betrayal directly, she becomes fixated on the other woman. She engineers a “chance” meeting, befriends her, and slowly builds an intense emotional connection. What begins as revenge evolves into something far more dangerous and intimate, culminating in the two women having an affair—turning the original betrayal back on the man who caused it.
I just unintentionally let another man use me last night ✌ Like I thought he was really cool, and we were asking for stuff (ifykyk), but i dindt show him anything, but I did do something ona call with him, I kept telling myself "Do this, and he will stay" And as soon as he got it, the next morning, no texts, blocked. He was complimenting me and shit, and being nice, and I thought if I gave him what he wanted, he would be more interested and want to like have a genuine. Yay. Fucking yay.
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