Intimate jokes
Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.
An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:
Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18-year-old."
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
Man: "I’m telling everybody!"
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
Closer kin, deeper in!
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
Community talk
AHAHRIFBIRBFIBNAIKBNSZIFB NEW BOOK IDEA Valentines Wrath
Core Premise (Cleaned Up)
On Valentine’s Day, a woman is publicly and cruelly dumped by her boyfriend—who admits he has been cheating. Rather than confront the betrayal directly, she becomes fixated on the other woman. She engineers a “chance” meeting, befriends her, and slowly builds an intense emotional connection. What begins as revenge evolves into something far more dangerous and intimate, culminating in the two women having an affair—turning the original betrayal back on the man who caused it.
I have something to get off my chest. Addressing misconceptions and misinterpretations is crucial for fostering mutual understanding and preventing erroneous assessments. When communication is unclear or intentions are misunderstood, it can lead to confusion and hinder progress. Therefore, it's essential to articulate the reasoning behind recent endeavors clearly. Clear communication not only helps to bridge gaps in … Read more
bp groupchat #3 if you’re not from bp, either fuck off, or be chill. if you are from bp, hiii panda besties!!! bp’s been kinda slow lately, so we can talk on here. let’s make this place slightly less of a shitshow. rules: - no fatherless jokes - try not to use slurs - shitposting is cool, but some of y’all need to chill the fuck out 💀 - for the rest of you non-bp people, don’t mess with us. on that site, we’re legen… Read more