I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
What is red and very rare
A child in a blender
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep
friend:stop w the sh jokes there not funny me: its not that deep. ill cut it out
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
If you don ́t like my suicidal jokes, sorry man didn ́t know it cut that deep.
so, a few hours ago my friend said i need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes...like...it's really not that deep?
what is similar between sex, and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
why are emo jokes so infamous? because they cut deep
what do you call a emo that cut to deep . gushers
Why dont adele swim properly? Because shes rolling in the deep🤽♂️
so this blind man was walking down the street with his stick right. and he walked passed this fish market, he took a deep breath and said " WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES"
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end the lifeguard saw me blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in
Where did Sally go after the gunshot ? 6 feet under
*that is how deep they put the coffin...*
Is it just me or when you wipe your ass to deep it reminds you of your uncle. Just me??
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
balls deep
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood if you woodchuck on the world with that you have a really deep in and he says goodbye when he says goodbye you like if you
someone: stop making jokes about sh!
me; OH sorry man, ill cut it out, ill cut it out deep
