Abortion is a really touchy subject for me, on one hand there's dead babies! but on the other hand women get a choice
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children. So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
When a woman decides to abort it is called a decision but when I run my truck into a playground of kids it is called murder
I was making fun of an orphan ,then i realized he tracked me down . I made a bad decision he was batman!
What type of bee cant make up his mind?
A maybe.
my mom said " Don't jump off we need you" and i said "no" then i jump off a building and died.
Abortion Isn't murder, It's just cancelling a pre-order.
GUYS, COMMENT BELOW IF I SHOULD DO A NAME REVEAL!
When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? because he had no balls to do it
What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.
Who were the people that survived 9/11? The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday, I chose the dog
Gay Collage Joke: You- Its nighttime shouldn't we be heading to bed-Boy Roommate-Ok are u Top or Bottom? -You-Uhhhhhh-Boy Roommate- No dumby bunk beds-You-Thank God- Boy Roommate- But if u wanna we can... -You- *faints*
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love." I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
i was watching my son play at the park and a lady asked me. "which one is yours" and for fun i said "i don't know i'm still choosing".
My Aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or its useless, throw it away." the next time my Aunt visited she said "Where is you daughter?" my Mom said "I took your advice"
