Why is Death the worlds biggest slut? Death gets to fuck everyone.
THE ORPHANS ALL DIED!!! oh wait, no one cares.. THEIR PARENTS ARE ALL DEAD ANYWAY, we are just making them happier, they get to join their parents in hell
What do you call darth vader when he dies a black alien
the biggest inconvenience in 2001 i thought was my brother turns out it was 9/11 i guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was aluh aluckbar
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
what is the worst thing to do at a funeral the corpse
My freind said he wanted to die and I told him not to jump but when he screamed hi im jhonny Knoxville and welcome to jackass I knew it was over
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"
And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died. When she met God she asked Him how come you didnt answer my prayers? God replied 'i did, i kept sending men to rape you but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion'
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. 🤣
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died.hahahahah
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death
How do you know someone is going to die? he can't stop coughing. (coffin)
I’m gonna jump to my death. Don’t worry. I won’t jump far. Just off this chair here...
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too
