A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.
Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
Death Jokes
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
