Death jokes
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
Woman: "Doctor, where are we going?"
Doctor: "To the morgue."
Woman: "I'm not dead yet, doctor."
Doctor: "We're not at the morgue yet, either."