Death jokes

Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?

I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

More than 9 because my basement's still dark.

Woman: "Doctor, where are we going?"

Doctor: "To the morgue."

Woman: "I'm not dead yet, doctor."

Doctor: "We're not at the morgue yet, either."

What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?

When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?

My dick while I'm doing it.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

Error.

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.

What is the skeleton's favorite car?

A Zam-bone-y.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.

I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.

What is a box called when a cough dies in it?

A coffin.

What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did Bob Ross die?

Because the paint brush stabbed him.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.

My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.